Incredible St. Valentine's Day Gifts For Men

As men, we know what were getting the old lady for St. Valentines Day. Flowers, chocolate or maybe a ring that she probably won't wear. But what about us. Let us explore our options and give her a little heads up on what we want.

The fine people over at uncrate.com have men covered. You can purchase directly from the site or send her an email, she should get the hint Seriously, here's what they have to say about a few things.

Playboy December 1953 Reprint
"They're going for upwards of two grand on eBay, but you can get an exact, Marilyn-rific reproduction for a lot less. The Playboy December 1953 Reprint ($25) lets you own the first issue of Playboy ever, with every article, advertisement and photograph — including Ms. Monroe as the centerfold — just as the original was sold over half a century ago. There's only 20,000 copies of this replica printed, so you might want to hurry."

The Gamerator
"Finally, someone combined an arcade-style gaming machine with the frosty goodness of a kegerator to create a gaming-and-boozing powerhouse. The Gamerator ($4000; pre-order) includes a Windows XP machine pre-loaded with more than 150 licensed classic arcade games, as well as a free one-year GameTap gold membership, providing online access to more than 1000 games. The refrigerated interior holds a standard "pony" keg chilled to 38 degrees, and a professional tap on the front offers easy access. A 26-inch HDTV completes the package."

BBQ Grill Made of a V8 Engine Block
Add this to our collection of crazy barbecue grills, this one looking exactly like a V-8 engine. That's because it's made of a Chevy V-8 engine block, retrofitted with a grill and propane burners that can crank out 60,000 BTU.

Custom Beer Pong Balls
"You're not a pro Beer Pong player until you roll up with your own customized balls from Adam's Balls. A perfect match for the Official Beer Pong Table, and the most intimidation money can buy, these Custom Beer Pong Balls (from $56 for 25 balls) let you put whatever you want in awesome full-color high resolution detail. And since the company uses international standard 40mm DoubleFish table tennis balls, lowly ping pong players can use the service too."

40 oz Cozy
"Keep your King Cobra cool to the last drop with this 40 oz Cozy ($12). Constructed of neoprene with a possible gang-related design, the super size cozy has a handle for making your favorite malt treat even easier to handle. There ain't nothing like a gangsta party"


If she really loved you she would.