Not So Manly....Larry Patterson

There are quite a few things that make a man an imbecile. But some men take advantage of this characteristic. Some men are destined to go down in history as the most unforgivable bastards that ever attempted to take a stab at this interstate of space and time we call life.

One such man left his five month old baby girl in the back window of his 95' Ford Taurus after fleeing the scene of an accident in Orlando, Florida.

Maybe just a boy to some of us, but in my eyes, should be considered a man after donating his genetics to the mother of their daughter. Maybe not man of the year though. Nineteen year old Larry Patterson, the father of the girl, left her lying out of her car seat and on the rear deck of the car.

Luckily the girl was taken to the hospital and found to be unharmed and in stable condition. Old Larry was found an hour later eating at McDonald's and taken into custody. He was on probation for drug possession and driving with out a license. Now he's servin time for three felonies including child abuse.

I don't really know what to say about this other than I hope his daughter smacks him around when she gets older. There really isn't an excuse for leaving your own child in a wrecked vehicle. I can only hope that he checked on her to make sure that she was at least somewhat in good condition before taking off. She was next to the back wind shield for crying out loud. You wouldn't want to be late for that important dinner date at Mickey D's though. Oh no. Check out the video here.