Man Tech....Remote Controlled Sperm

This is a bit different from your ordinary technology but it has to do with some men and I thought it was an interesting alternative.

Every man's worst nightmare might just be a close encounter between their junk and an object or tool that has one significant quality to it. That quality being sharp, jagged, horned, prickly, spiked, stinging, thorny or barbed. We as men will do almost anything to prohibit such an encounter.

But sometimes.....snip

Sometimes you might have to take one for the team. Sometimes you just have too many kids already. And since her version of permanent birth control is major surgery, we might get thrown under the knife with the only other option other than condoms and celibacy. A vasectomy.

The problem (other than qualities) is that once you get one, they are not always reversible. And God knows there are one or two guys out there that just might want another kid.

Well, an article by NewScientistTech brings us some enlightening information on a new option. A radio-controlled sperm 'tap'.

"The device is placed inside the vas deferens – the duct which carries sperm from each testicle to the penis. When closed, it blocks the flow of sperm cells, allowing them to pass again when it is opened via a remote control. The valve could be a switchable alternative to vasectomy, the researchers say."

But there might be a small issue. They won't let you take the remote home with you. Just in case you mistake it for the TV remote.

"One potential problem, however, is that after a while the valve may clog with protein and remain shut, rendering the man permanently infertile."

Well I think I have the solution to that. Let the man take it home and have control of his flow. That way he can change his own oil every 3,000 miles.

Wait, lets just say for instance you forgot whether the door was open or closed. Golly, there would have to be two buttons.