Tuesday, May 13

Flavorites....Meatwater!


I figured that I would start this off with a low blow to vegetarians and those alike. Why? Honestly. How? Is your natural human instinct of consuming meats and fats gone. If so, shame on you!

Seriously folks. We need good amounts of proteins and fats and amino acids and carbohydrates and whatever else to live a healthy and productive life. All provided by meat. Some theoretical scientists even suggest that when our ancient ancestors first thought of meat as an option for survival, it had a huge impact on our brain. Yes. Because those large amounts of nutrients and proteins actually made our brains grow. And from that boost from meat we have evolved into what we are today.

So in some disturbing way, vegetarians and there influences might actually be reversing evolution and throwing away what we've worked so hard for. So are vegetarians slower minded (stupider)? I don't know. But if you were to turn down a kill that dad hunted down for the family way back in the ancient times. You would probably be made into stew. Mmmmmm vegetable stew.

And so brings us to our latest edition of flavorites.

Meatwater. An intricately blended concoction of savory dishes intermingled with something our bodies cannot do with out....water.

These "high efficiency survival beverages," as they put it, are a flavored liquid meal that are packed with nutrients that help the body live the way it is supposed to. Here is an exert from DinnerInABottle.com,

"We at Meatwater use only the finest protein, an organic compound composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen. One of the main functions of protein is to synthesize structural proteins like muscle. Protein is also responsible for synthesizing structural hormones like insulin, growth hormone and Insulin Growth Factor I. These are anabolic hormones that can influence many functions in the body, including muscle growth, recovery, strength and absorption of nutrients into your muscle cells. Your body uses protein to make structural and biochemical reactions that are required for muscle contraction, cardiovascular function, and immunity from disease, just to name a few."

Meatwater comes in a whole array of stomach-growling flavors such as Beef Jerky, Cheese Burger, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish'n Chips, Peking Duck, Texas BBQ, and even Hungarian Gulash to name a few. They also have breakfast drinks such as an English Breakfast or Brunch Omelette.

Now I haven't tried one yet so I have many questions. Obviously all of them having to do with taste. But shoot. I'll try anything once. Except vegetarianism.

Check out there website. It's something else. There's a match game and descriptions of all the flavors as well as a contest for a new flavor. I picked Buffalo Wings so don't submit that one. I think that a nice saucy hot wing would be great with water! Haha.

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