Mustache March

Okay. Every guy has been humiliated in one way or another. That buddy that sharted at the bar or your pal that just can't keep his liquor down and attempted two in a row. Only to regurgitate it on the poker table.

Well now there is away to enjoy a certain lighter side of humility in that of growing a goofy mustache. Thats right gentlemen. Put away those razors and trimmers. It is Mustache March.

Now this somewhat new event has a bigger meaning than meets the eye. There is an annual event held in Milwaukee that hosts a chili cook-off and a mustache judging charity fundraising event. March 31st, 3:30-8:00 PM at Hanson Dodge Creative. They're located at 220 E. Buffalo St. in Milwaukee.

The awards include most fitting, most disturbing, a preexisting class winner, a best of show, and a hilarious dirtlip award. And here is a section of MustacheMarch.com's manifesto,

"Our goal is threefold. Revive a once-glorious grooming practice, humiliate ourselves in the process, and raise some cash for a worthy cause."

I've started mine. Have you?